humor (Janda dan Pemuda)

Di sebuah desa ada seorang Janda yang kaya, tanpa anak dan penampilannya juga menggairahkan tiap pemuda yang melihatnya, dilain waktu ada seorang pemuda yang kerjanya merampok, dan timbul dalam benaknya untuk merampok di rumah Si Janda yang kaya tersebut.

Alhasil si pemuda berhasil masuk rumah Si Janda lewat atap dan kebetulan ada di kamar Si Janda. Dan pada saat itu si janda lagi tidur tengkurap tanpa busana. Muncullah niat yang lain bagi sipemuda kemudian dia menyelinap ke bawah tempat tidur si Janda.

Dan bukan main kagetnya si janda karena ada gelas dibawah tempat tidur yang kesenggol si pemuda akhirnya sijanda terbangun langsung saja si perampok menarik golok dan mengancam si janda:

“Jangan berteriak, NYAWA ATAU NYAMAN??!!” setengah menggertak.
Si janda ketakutan dan dengan nada lemas menjawab “NYAMAN AJA MAS”.

Setelah hal tersebut terjadi …. si perampok hendak pulang karena merasa puas tapi pada saat hendak memakai pakaiannya golok tertinggal di samping si janda dan sijanda langsung mengambil dan balik mengancam:

“Mau kemana?” “Pulang” jawab Pemuda si Janda membentak “MAU PULANG ATAU ULANG”

Dikirim oleh: botak

Lose Size

A French man who has a size-and-so "well size", around the shopping center disebuah Asian medicines. With the intent to show off his so-wah.The French pretended to buy condoms in every store in masukinya. At a drug store owned by an Indonesian without doubt the French approached the clerk,"There is selling condoms?" She asked as she rocked 'anu' him, with a stuttering shopkeeper replied,"Ti .. ti .. ti .. no mister!?"With the pride of the French was out of the store, looking at other stores. Then he went into a drugstore whose owners other Chinese. Asked the French "There is selling condoms?!" Asked the French to the clerk while still rocked "anu" her, the clerk said haltingly"Haiya .. ukulan-so cast, not here .. .. .. adaa Haiya!?". Return the French out of the store with pride.So continue to conduct the French at every drug store in laluinya.Until the French trying to break into drug stores owned by Arabs, coincidentally the time that the store owners themselves as helpers (the Arabs as well) is after finish barn. Get the French, then he went to the drug store owner.As-is back the French with the intention of exhibiting objects "heritage" her, asking her to shop owners.".. There is selling condoms Ehemm this size?!"asked the Frenchman, pointing to "such and such" her. Pemlik store, With the attitude of serving customers, said store owner "Wait a minute, my servant there ...behind ..!?",With his accent thick Arab shopkeeper told aides"Ahmad .. please get me a condom SIZE OF CHILDREN.!! "Posted by: zay zen

Difference Between Making Love and Having Sex

You all must have been familiar or familiar with the name having sex and making love.Having Sex and Making Love (ML) is an event the same sex, BUT it is different CONTEXT. Anak2 youth today, especially in Indonesia often use the term ML in explaining a intimate relationship with a partner, either not dating, dating, or married.Are they the same? NO!1. Having sex is sex acts (coitus) conducted by the opposite sex / type BUT without a basic sense of LOVE but just a mere feeling INTERESTED. Both these actors have sex only by instinct of lust. Want to know more or less what it feels like? You all must have watched BLUE FILM? Once you feel satisfied with with the films? That taste, satisfied, comfortable but make restless. Whether because of guilt, or feelings of others









2. Making Love is a sexual event (coitus) were performed both partners BASED love.Feelings of love that underlies the relationship they both will give a great sensation, and far more enjoyable than having sex. Blend a touch of both the opposite sex who love each other will give a chemical effect on our bodies that will impact give a feeling of happy, calm, peaceful, comfortable, and extraordinary. The doctors also agree that sex for love can help improve one's endurance. Mao knew what it felt like? Find your true love and marry! Because no matter how good you guys BLUE FILM who watch, will not be able to match it all.







So from now on, love the ML and depart from having sex, for the sake of safety and peace of us all.
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